Days of insomnia and half an hour of crying to myself just now suggests I really wasn’t ready to come of my antidepressants just yet. Fuck. Thanks brain.
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
I am laughing so hard
someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Wisdom of the ancients
ok I was going to reblog this anyway
and then the one in the middle
Looky there, I made a funny. Also, I’m still pretty addicted to STEVEN UNIVERSE.
Sableye belongs to Nintendo
STEVEN UNIVERSE belongs to Rebecca Sugar
Art (and hopefully the idea) belongs to me.
Endless list of underrated animated female characters 15/?: Colette
Colette fucking rocked
Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.
2-Tone 4 life
"You are the goddang whitest person I’ve ever seen."
Not currently! I kind of burnt myself out on tentacles writing it (I know, impossible right?) But I have a Korra/Tentacles flashfic request that I did a little bit on, so I might use that to get myself back in the game then go revisit DM
Still upset because Captain America doesn’t wear a helmet when he rides his motorcycle what kind of example is that
It’s true, Captain A would want to show the youth of America proper bike safety. The big dork.