It's Geist!  
thepenguinpress:

Her mother’s vintage copy of Betty Crocker’s Cookbook—which helped inspire part of Everything I Never Told You.  Celeste will be doing readings through the fall, see where she’s headed next www.celesteng.com/events

The tome of the Batterwitch!

thepenguinpress:

Her mother’s vintage copy of Betty Crocker’s Cookbook—which helped inspire part of Everything I Never Told You.  Celeste will be doing readings through the fall, see where she’s headed next www.celesteng.com/events

The tome of the Batterwitch!

Q: Why can’t Captain Kirk get a girlfriend?

A: He’s in the Fedoration

I'm Anon, Anon_H to be exact but I lack the tumblr account necessary to claim that name proper. I ship everything crack related, to the extent that I fear I may have a problem. Homestuck is the first fandom I have really gotten involved in. My first videogame was megaman 2, I am incredibly fond of whisky and tend to misplace my keys. I follow you for your excellent taste in smut and your ability to produce it. I would stop keeping up with you if you would stop being you cause you're awesome.
Anonymous

You had me at whisky drinker. I wish I had the money to sample more of it than I do. And barring traumatic brain injury, I think I’ll continue being me.

I'm your secretive proofreader! I write dumb fiction, consume dumb porn, and share your enjoyment of incase's art. I'm currently spending more of my free time watching TI4 instead of giving comments on the latest thing you sent me, sorry!
Anonymous

This guy. This is the guy what raps my knuckles every time my prose ventures into the perilous precincts of the porphyric. Every edit he has me consider makes me a better writer. Never feel like you have to proofread my stuff, man, it’s a joy and a privilege for me when you do!

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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zoe-fuentes:

pacific-indigo:

Red Fox Shiba

IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS SOCKS OMFG

How did they breed something this gorgeous!?

Current anime: this goddamn moeblob trash. What is wrong with me?

Current anime: this goddamn moeblob trash. What is wrong with me?

It's me! I'm a dorky and shy porn blog admin who's too easily distracted to draw any themself. I am a Dark Souls fiend and I play too much Yugioh. How are you?

Porn blog admins are the best admins. I’m great, thanks!

I'm Archive. I don't ship often, but when I do it's eq/nep. I think the first thing I really got involved with a community over was homestuck. I draw terrible pixelart, I love fucking with friends, and have a reddit topic going dedicated to sending the best friends zaibatsu a commissioned porn doujin of zubaz, their favorite lightning-themed street fighter reject. I follow you because you write good porn, and would probably only stop following if you did something especially heinous.

I’ve seen your pixel art, it’s fantastic! I promise not to do anything heinous, and I hope you keep on enjoying my smut.